How To "Rick Astley" Someone

In 2007, Internet people created a new web phenomenon called the "Rickroll". Rick Astley was a singer in the 80's.cHis most famous song, "Never Gonna Give You Up" won awards on MTV and a lot of people bought it and listened to it on their phonographs and CB radios. It was this song that inspired the world wide web comedians to "prank" everyone on the Internet by "Rickrolling" them. Here's how to do it:

1. Get an Internet account. Find someone you hate's e-mail address and send them an email with a bogus subject line, like "I Love You", or "Boobs". Then, in the email, attach a picture with the same name, but instead of that, make it a picture of Rick Astley's balls.

2. Find and eat Rick Astley. Poop him out the next day, then put the poop in a bag and put it on someone's porch. Then light it on fire and ring the doorbell. When they come out, they'll stomp on the bag and when they realize that it's Rick Astley, they'll be like "HAAHAHAHAH! You totally got me."

3. Go back in time and get Rick Astley, then go back in time 1 year earlier and get that Rick Astley, then again and again, in 1 year increments. Then take all the Rick Astleys of various ages and put them in a cage in the future and starve them for 10 or 11 days. Then, find someone you want to prank, and dip him in BBQ sauce, then force him into the cage of Rick Astleys and once he realizes what's up, he'll point at you and laugh, "Hahaha, sweet Rickroll." Then the caged horde of Rick Astleys will pounce on him and rip into his flesh with their hungry, gnashing maws.

4. Bury an army of bronze Rick Astleys in the desert. Then, 10,000 years from now when Aliens dig them up, bam!, they'll be all like "Hahaha, are you fucking kidding me? LOL."

5. Run into a pedestrian with your car, then jump out and scream: "Rick Astley, you fucking asshole!"

6. Slap a grandma in the face with a handful of SCRABBLE letters. And when she screams "what the hell was that for?", pick up the letters and spell them out for her and laugh and tell her that you can't believe that she fell for it.

7. Frame somebody for murder, and when they're in the electric chair about to get electrocuted, and the little window opens up to show the family members of the victim, make sure they're not there, just Rick Astley and his band. And then the murderer who you framed will be all like, "Haha! Zzzzt."